Think, for example, of our own loopy intestines, left-sided heart and right-sided liver. As a rule, its left half is an exact mirror image of the right. mariguitarensis was such a surprise when it was discovered in 1986.All male spiders have a pair of sex organs called pedipalps, held like two boxing gloves in front of their face, but in this particular daddy-long-legs spider the right pedipalp was twice as large as the left. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. "Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life." "Is that true father? " The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face." Middle of the Sahara Desert A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. " "I supposed that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe. " This time the priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.
After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. "Well sister, this looks pretty grim." "I know, father." "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two." "I agree." "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me? " "Yes it is, sister." "Then why don't you stick it up that camel's ass and lets get the hell out of here." Englishman, Irishman, & Scotsman An englishman an irishman and a scotsman were in the sweltering desert walking around looking desperatly for something to eat and drink, when, as if out of nowhere, a camel appeared.
For many years, it was thought to be one-of-a-kind.
Although genital asymmetry is extraordinarily rare among spiders, when Huber started looking into the matter it soon became clear that the rest of …
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